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HEY. YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG. MUCH BETTER. THANK YOU.
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on that note pt. 2...
….holy fuck i love men’s shoulders/necks/general upper torso area …sorry. i keep forgetting there are men out there who are not Chris Pine. but UNF THE WAY THE LIGHT IS HITTING THE CURVE OF THE NECK … I NEED A MINUTE. (seriously, i need to tap that ass like woah) ….I WILL BE IN MY BUNK.
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on that note...
holy fuck i love men’s backs.
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Denise Hennessey: [Denise is admiring Ted as he walks by] Ooohhh, he's delicious isn't he? I'd serve coffee on that ass.
John McCarthy: Do you have to be so vulgar about men? Like they're pieces of meat?
Denise Hennessey: I'm sorry, John. I forgot you're sensitive about your flat ass.
John McCarthy: You know, Denise, that's why you're not married. Women act like men. Then they complain men don't want them.
Denise Hennessey: Oh, is that why? 'Cause I thought it was something different. I thought that it was 'cause I deserved the best and he's out there. He's just with all the wrong women. And let me be clear. After CENTURIES of men looking at my tits instead of my eyes and pinching my ass instead of shaking my hand, I now have the *DIVINE* right to stare at a man's BACKSIDE with vulgar, cheap appreciation if I want to!
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“EITHER THAT WALLPAPER GOES, OR I DO.”
– —-OSCAR WILDE’S (ALLEGED) LAST WORDS. goodnight
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WORST. GAMES. EVER: A PHOTOESSAY BY ME AND...
FIRST WE DIDN’T SCORE ANY RUNS AT ALL AND LOST THE 1ST GAME, AND THE METS SCORED THREE RUNS RIGHT AWAY IN THE 2ND GAME AND I WAS LIKE: THEN WE CAME BACK AND TIED IT THREE TO THREE AND I WAS LIKE: THEN I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT HAPPENED AND EVERYTHING FELL APART AND ALL OF A SUDDEN IT WAS OVER AND THE FINAL SCORE WAS 10-5 AND I WAS LIKE: (PROTIP THOUGH: WHEN YOU’RE BUMMED?...
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