WHAT KIND OF A NICKNAME IS "THE RIOT?"
OH WOW, YOU PUT A SPACE IN BETWEEN YOUR NAME.
THAT'S LIKE A THERAPIST NICKNAMING THEMSELF "THE RAPIST."
omg I was so confused for a second—i was like, I DON’T CALL MYSELF THE RIOT WHO TOLD YOU THAT?
HIS HAIR IS UGLY AND HIS FACE IS UGLY AND AT LEAST HE CAN’T HAVE HIS NUMBER 2 EITHER SINCE THAT IS TOMMY LASORDA’S NUMBER AND IT IS RETIRED. Ugh.
Christ, does he really call himself The Riot? That sounds like a male stripper in the back of the LA Weekly. I cannot.
Apparently Dewitt can't have #33 in Chicago 'cause stupid Esmailin Caridad has it.
BUT THAT'S THE ONLY NUMBER I'VE EVER KNOWN HIM IN.
WHO?! WHO THE FUCK IS THAT??? THE FUCK KINDA NAME IS ESMAILIN??? WHO EVEN IS HE, HE DOESN’T COUNT!!!!!!!
the only good thing about this is, now Feathers will get to play every day. And not get pulled late in the game for no good reason. but that’s pretty much the only good thing about this entire team and this entire day besides how awesome my bb Chad is..(SERIOUSLY BROXTON I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE THROAT)
you're right, 'blind dating' was adorable! blind chris pine is almost as adorable as clumsy chris pine in 'just my luck' (i accidentally wrote 'just my lick' ........).
i love when he's complaining about being a blind virgin. it's like... BB LET ME HELP YOU OUT WITH THAT ~ISSUE. and i also love the fact that he looks like he was adopted. and that the cast included someone from Heroes and the principal from Glee. and that the therapist would take off her clothes instinctively when he was around. i'm surprised the rest of the cast could keep their clothes on. he bleeds sex.
LOL what do you mean, he looked just like his guido brother and big fat dad…it was totes uncanny….
I WAS LIKE, UM, HONEYCHILD, WAS EVERYONE AT YOUR SCHOOL BLIND TOO BECAUSE YOU WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN A VIRGIN FOR MORE THAN 5 GOTDAMN MINUTES IF THOSE BITCHES HAD ANY SENSE. That therapist was the only one with the right idea. In fact my plan is, if ever I run into him and spontaneously take off my clothes, to just be like OH NO I WAS BEING YOUR DR. FROM BLIND DATING LOOK I AM ADORABLE. and then he’ll be like, Oh, yeah, so….restraining order? and I’ll be all, It’s probably best for your sexual parts, cause I would NOT let them go.
but yes, it’s definitely probably the best of all the pre-star trek movies he did…Smokin Aces was good but for different reasons.
I have the most heartbreaking story ever to tell.
After Casey hit his home run, this little girl in a Dodgers shirt turned to her mom with tears in her eyes and asked, "Mommy, did he hit that for Dewey?" and I was confused about who that was. But then the girl turned back to the game and guess whose shirt she was wearing. Dewitt's. Without that, I would never have gotten the Dewey = Dewitt connection. I never realized how many people actually appreciated him.
1. CAN I PERSONALLY THANK KUO FOR HITTING POSEY? I GOT A LOT OF DIRTY GLARES FOR CLAPPING AFTER THAT HAPPENED.
2. OH, BROXTON.
3. OH LOOK, THE LET'S ONLY SCORE 1 RUN PER GAME TILL THE END OF THE SEASON CAMPAIGN IS BACK.
4. GARRETT ANDERSON IS STILL PRETTY GOOD FOR A 38 YEAR OLD.
5. WE LOST TO GUILLERMO MOTA. WHAT. THE. HELL.
6. This team is driving me insane.
I LEFT THE HOUSE WITH NO PHONE NO LAPTOP I WENT TO THE MOVIES I COME BACK AND MY BELOVED FEATHERS IS GONE
I HATE EVERYTHING AND NO GARRETT ANDERSON IS NOT GOOD FOR A 38 YEAR OLD I HATE HIM AND I HATE NED COLLETTI AND I HATE JOE TORRE AND I HATE THE TEAM FOR WASTING BB CHAD’S QUALITY START AND MOST OF ALL I WANT MY FEATHERS BACK
i am not feeling well, so i went to the doctor earlier. when i got home, i took anti-biotics and went to sleep for a few hours. i had a dream where my friend suzanne and i wanted to talk to noel gallagher from oasis for some reason, so we were stalking him outside the restaurant he was eating at. then i decided that i should just crawl into his produce truck. i guess he was on break from his produce delivery job.
PEOPLE ARE TELLING ME THAT DEWITT MAY GO IN THE LILLY DEAL IF THERIOT IS SENT HERE TOO. I HOPE THAT'S NOT WHY HE SEEMED SO UPSET EARLIER. WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME, NED COLLETTI?
NO. NO ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY NOT, NOT MY FEATHERS. THEY CAN’T DO THAT TO HIM. WE DON’T FUCKING NEED A 2ND BASEMAN WE HAVE A FUCKING 2ND BASEMAN WHO IS GOOD AT HIS JOB AND A VERY SWEET MAN AND ARRRGHHHHH WHY ARE WE TRADING FOR AN INFIELDER WHO ISN’T A 1ST BASEMAN ANYWAY NOT THAT LONEY ISN’T DOING A GOOD JOB BUT WHO THE FUCK ELSE CAN PLAY 1ST BASE IF SOMETHING WERE TO HAPPEN TO HIM???
I couldn't really see what Chad ordered 'cause stupid Schlichting was standing in the way, but it looked a bit like a caramel frap to me. Pretty sure Carroll and Ausmus had cinnamon lattes. I wanna say Schlichting ordered a Passion Tea Lemonade, but it was definitely something fruity.
NOW, ABOUT THAT GAME...
1. HOW DARE THEY HIT CASEY TWICE AND NOT THROW ANYONE OUT OF THE GAME.
2. PODSEDNIK SUCKS.
3. TORRE NEEDS TO STOP TAKING DEWITT OUT OF THE GAME. HE LOOKED SO UPSET IN THE DUGOUT AFTER CARROLL WAS PUT IN HIS PLACE.
4. FURCAL. NICE HOME RUN, BUT IF YOU'RE GOING TO HESITATE ON WHETHER OR NOT TO GO FOR ANOTHER BASE, DON'T FUCKING DO IT.
5. BUSTER POSEY IS A SMUG LITTLE BASTARD.
6. ETHIER IS CLEARLY NOT 100%. HE GOT BURNED BY A GUY NAMED AUBREY.
7. LONEY GETTING HIT IN THE 9TH. STILL NO ONE THROWN OUT. I DON'T CARE IF THE GAME WAS PRACTICALLY OVER, I WANTED SOME JUSTICE.
8. WE FINALLY SCORE MORE THAN 1-2 RUNS AND WE LOSE.
9. BEAT LA CHANTS IN THE 3RD INNING. UGH.
10. STUPID BEAT LA LICENSE PLATE BANNERS.
11. CHAD VS CREEPY ZITO. I WANT TO SEE ZITO THROW ANOTHER TEMPER TANTRUM. THE DODGERS BETTER MAKE IT HAPPEN.
12. COLORADO IS CATCHING UP TO US. THEY NEED TO FUCK OFF INTO ANOTHER 8 GAME LOSING STREAK.
CHAD DRINKS CARAMEL FRAPS!? I DRINK CARAMEL FRAPS!!! I MEAN I DO NOW THAT YOU CAN GET THEM WITH SOY MILK ANYWAY NOT THAT I’M A VEGAN I JUST LIKE THE TASTE OF IT BETTER BUT THE POINT IS: WE ARE MADE FOR EACH OTHER OBVIOUSLYYYYYYY
I dunno why the FUCK the Giants are playing so fucking dirty, or why the umpires refuse to fucking call them on it. Lincecum should’ve gotten the same gotdamn punishment as Clayton got last game for going after Matt Kemp like that but nooooooo, so what, he does it AGAIN? The fuck?! I hope we start some shit tomorrow, I really do. I hope we take Buster Posey the fuck out. Shit, if I were Torre? I’d bring in Sherrill, tell him to hit a bitch, then he’d be suspended for 5 games and YAY TWO BIRDS ONE STONE. lolz i’d be a brilliant manager yes? I’D LET FEATHERS PLAY A WHOLE FUCKING GAME THAT’S FOR SURE. I really really think Torre has beef with him or something. I could see Torre holding a grudge. I MEAN HE LOOKS SO MEAN.
at least our bats kind of sort of finally woke up. Hopefully we’ll at least win the series. this shit is depressing and embarrassing.
I may not understand the Cremaster cycle but I know quality tumbles about it when I see them! Anyway you know you have a permanent piece of my medium-sized American heart for agreeing with me about JGL, so, if you ever need someone beat up or cigarettes smuggled to you…
CRUSH ON ME LESS WHY DONT YOU. BRB CRYING TEARS IN A SLOW SQUARE BECAUSE IT HAS SHARP EDGES SO I CAN CUT MYSELF.
CUT YOUR LIFE INTO PEACHES THIS IS YOUR LAST FRUIT TART. #emosidebangs do not become you, lovely. you never tumble! i cannot reblog/like what you do not post! besides, you are the only person i play scrabble with. i swear.
Personally as an american soccer/football fan I think that we should stay out of the sport and leave it to the rest of the world but I’ve recently discovered Carlos Bocanegra. So Ive decided that we can play soccer as long as hes the only one on the team and hes shirtless the entire time. Sound good? Yeah? Yeah.
This is the stupidest shit I have ever read.
Makes me want to cut a bitch. Preferably the one who wrote this crap.
This blog is just full of virgin fangirls who don’t know shit.
FUCKING P R E A C H
CLINT DEMPSEY SIDE-EYE FOR DIS BITCH AND ALL LIKE HER
AS SOMEONE WHO ENJOYS A SPORT FULL OF UGLY PEOPLE, IE BASEBALL? ENJOY IT YOU BITTER BITCHES. BE HAPPY THEY ARE PRETTY AND FIT AND ATHLETICALLY GIFTED BECAUSE I AM LOOKING AT PABLO SANDOVAL ON THE GIANTS RIGHT NOW AND LET ME JUST TELL YOU, IT TAKES A LOT OF EFFORT TO LOVE BITCHES THIS UGLY:
NOT THAT I LOVE PABLO SANDOVAL, I HATE HIS ENTIRE TEAM ACTUALLY, SO OK, HERE’S ONE FROM MY TEAM, MR. JAMEY CARROLL:
YOU THINK THAT BITCH IS GONNA BE IN AN ARMANI AD ANYTIME SOON??!?! LET US DROOL AND YOU CAN TALK ABOUT BACK STRIKES OR WHATEVER THE FUCK JUST PLEASE PLEASE GIVE US THIS OK? OK.
Real Madrid has Eurogreasy (C.Ronaldo) and Kaka. The only people I can stand are Iker, Alvaro Arbeloa, Sergio Ramos, Raul Albiol, Higuain, and Xabi (and maybe Sergio Canales). 5 of the 7 being part of the national team.
My friend and I saw Chad, Carroll, Ausmus, and Schlichting at Starbucks!
The place was pretty crowded and practically no one knew who they were, but we didn't want to go up and disturb them so we just yelled for them to have a good game. Chad and Carroll smiled, Ausmus gave us a thumbs-up, but Schlichting was like :/
WAIT. WAIT. BACK. THE FUCK UP. YOU SAW MY BB!? CHAD?!?!?!?! ARE HIS THIGHS AS AMAZING IN REAL LIFE AS I IMAGINE THEM TO BE!?!?!?!! DID YOU TELL HIM I LOVE HIM ENDLESSLY??!?! I MEAN NO OF COURSE YOU DIDN’T BUT BUT AFDHDUIFHUdghUhdusHSUPAHH!!
WHY DO I ONLY EVER SEE LIKE, MOLLY SHANNON?! I DON’T WANT TO SEE MOLLY SHANNON!!! I WANT TO SEE MY BBS!!!!!! OMG DID HE ORDER SOMETHING ADORABLE I BET HE DID AND AUSMUS I LOVE AUSMUS HE’S SO CLASSY AND IS JAMEY CARROLL TERRIFYING LOOKING IN REAL LIFE I BET HE IS OH MY GOD ANONNNNNN!!!!!!!YOU ARE SO LUCKY!
I'm about to watch BB FINE in Blind Dating. Is there anything I should be prepared for?
Carriers I could live through.
Small Town Saturday Night was another story. I just fast-forwarded the whole thing until his singing at the end. Oh except for him as Daddy Fine because... :') ♥____♥
No, Blind Dating is actually legit cute! I mean you can tell they made it for exactly $5, kinda overdramatic at times I guess, but it’s sweet. And DEFINITELY better than Small Town Saturday Night, oh my god—you were smart, I tried to sit through that and I was gonna kill something the director loved by the time Senor Pine finally opened up that damn gorgeous mouth to sing. HOW ADORABLE WAS PAPA FINE THOUGH???? I wanna brush his hair. Which I swear is not as creepy as it sounds.
i think it’s how many times you reblog or like another tumblr’s …er, tumbles? i’m not sure actually. you just click on the little wheel next to where it says the number of people you’re following, the graphic’ll be in the upper right corner.
So my best friend's dad bought her and me tickets to the series up in San Francisco. I made her promise to not let me anywhere near them in fear of me beating any of them down with their own bats. They. need. to. step. up. their. game. Especially Podsednik. I don't know what the hell Torre was thinking by starting him instead of Kemp. He missed so many opportunities that Kemp could have easily caught. If Anderson hadn't driven in Carroll, it would've been a 1 run game for the Dodgers again! And by Loney, nonetheless.
Ridiculous, simply ridiculous.
The only upside to my day, besides the Giants losing.
Torre WASN’T thinking, Torre’s NEVER FUCKING THINKING I swear to god. I barely know who Posednik is? BUT I KNEW HE WAS A SHITTY OUTFIELDER. I KNOW THERE’S NO REASON TO START HIM IN CENTER WHEN WE HAVE A CENTER FIELDER WHO IS PERFECTLY HEALTHY AND CAPABLE. Even if they’d put him in right, and were like OH ANDRE’S STILL NOT FEELING WELL—ok, ok, I guess. BUT REALLY. CENTER. REALLY. I mean this shit is BAD. This is like, when Fox owned the team bad. Worse maybe cause we HAVE the potential and something just IS NOT clicking and I can’t fucking explain it…when our pitching works our hitting doesn’t and when our hitting works our pitching doesn’t and I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO KNOW WHY GEORGE SHERRILL IS EVEN ALLOWED IN THE FUCKING PARK STILL. Seriously, why would you EVER put him in in a one-run situation. WHY. if you HAVE to fucking use him, at least put him in early and get it over with and maybe have time to clean up the fucking mess he leaves behind because he WILL leave a mess. How many games have we lost this season because of him? I would really like to fucking know.
If you do get near any of them, you tell Ginger says HIT THE FUCKING BALL. and also that I love Chad and Clayton Edward and Loney but THE REST OF THEM ARE ON NOTICE.