Anonymous: top 6 imaginary scenarios with chris pine and/or michael fassbender.

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1. chris pine talks and is all gentlemanly and boring so i tell him to shut up and show me his boner and he does
2. chris pine and i get drunk off 40s and dance to old punk records so he’ll LOOSEN THE FUCK UP and then i see his boner
3. chris pine wears a beautiful stylish ensemble that doesn’t age him 10 years and that he is not wearing horrible shoes with that i feel bad about taking off to get to his boner and then we bang next to a bonfire of all the horrible horrible shoes he’s accumulated over the years
4. Fassy smiles and me and BOOM orgasm
5. Fassy and I  buy a bunch of spraypaint and run around doing random acts of vandalism while we drink to a blackout and wind up half naked in a field or place of business and since we’re naked anyway BOOM ORGASM
6. Fassy and I go to Target and buy every copy of The Artist and dispose of them in various fun and creative ways like throwing them in the ocean and sending them to Rick Santorum with gay porn dvds inside instead and then when we run out of DVDs BOOM ORGASM