i pray nightly, daily, and thrice in the afternoon to one day be able to harness the power and the glory of the self that would allow me to openly and rightfully judge a motherfucker while wearing a silk shirt with my own face on it
say it again!
Specifically, the bard I play in our long-running D&D game has been talking about wanting to have a breastplate with her...
#this is what epic-level bard looks like
We pray at the altar of his holiness, The Prince.
This is that Guy!!!