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Matt Kemp loves hugs.
GET AWAY FROM MATTHEW RYAN KEMP YOU BIIIIITCCCHHHHHHH
HE HAS ENOUGH PROBLEMS AND YOU ARE A POTATO-FACED FUCKBALL PLEASE EXIT HIS AREA IMMEDIATELY
“If you vote for me to be the MLB 13 cover athlete i’ll give the world proof that you and I are best friends and professional ballplayers.”[x]
YOU CAN RUN YOU CAN HIDE BUT YOU CAN’T ESCAPE MATT KEMP: PART 157385634 IN AN ONGOING SERIES OF INFINITY
Matt Kemp has set an MLB record by receiving the National League Player of the Week award 3 times in a row!
September 19-25, 2011: 11-for-26, three home runs, seven RBI, nine runs in six games, .423/.444/.923
April 5-8, 2012: 7-for-17, two home runs, eight RBI, six runs in four games, .412/.389/.824
April 9-15, 2012: 12-for-22, four home runs, eight RBI, seven runs scored in six games, .545/.615/1.182
The only other player to open a season with two straight player of the week honors wasfor the 1981 .
Kemp tackling Ethier after the Dodgers’ walk off win, improving their record to 7-1.
ADD IT TO THE LIST
oop can’t forget the one time he was on the bottom of the pile
and my personal favorites; The One Where Dionner Navarro Can Run and Hide But He Can’t Escape Matt Kemp’s Love and The One Where Matt I Think That Is Actually Assault
in which Matt Kemp is trying to figure out the best way to come at the thing for a big ol’ hug and Clayton’s all “CHAD LOOK I’M A DINOSAUR CHAD. CHAD! CHAD. CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD.” because Chad won’t look cause he’s crying with pride at his little bby all grow’d up and getting awards and Andre’s like Shit you two get it together