Matt Kemp catches Jason Heyward’s potential home run and Heyward tips his helmet off to him (x)
(Source: fuckyeahfeelingamazing, via measuringcups)
tags: matt kemp should try maybe almost hitting one himself and mattingly should try making a fucking decent roster move like get luis cruz the fuck out of there get ramon hernandez the fuck out of there let fed-ex stay b/c he hasn't started more than a game and probs has a better batting average than both those cunts thanks ned coletti tho like thanks a lot matt kemp really likes hugs BUT DESERVES NONE THIS SEASON
GET AWAY FROM MATTHEW RYAN KEMP YOU BIIIIITCCCHHHHHHH
HE HAS ENOUGH PROBLEMS AND YOU ARE A POTATO-FACED FUCKBALL PLEASE EXIT HIS AREA IMMEDIATELY
(Source: indibell, via batmanwyatt-humandisaster)
tags: statistically scientifically and by all accounts the prettiest man in baseball my body is the ready-est for baseball that it's ever ebeen see i'm literally trembling with readiness so i make typos...e matty save me hit 1953957 home runes i'm just adding e's now matt kemp really likes hugs
“If you vote for me to be the MLB 13 cover athlete i’ll give the world proof that you and I are best friends and professional ballplayers.”[x]
(Source: mynameiself)
YOU CAN RUN YOU CAN HIDE BUT YOU CAN’T ESCAPE MATT KEMP: PART 157385634 IN AN ONGOING SERIES OF INFINITY
this is adorable. Matt Kemp carrying Andre Ethier’s oldest kid, Dreson. [his name is on the glove] :D
It’s uncle Matt :)
I CAN’T GET PAST DRESON THO
DRE SON
ANDRE’S SON
WAS ANDRE JR TOO EASY?????
(via youngfabulousandbroke)
Matt Kemp has set an MLB record by receiving the National League Player of the Week award 3 times in a row!
September 19-25, 2011: 11-for-26, three home runs, seven RBI, nine runs in six games, .423/.444/.923
April 5-8, 2012: 7-for-17, two home runs, eight RBI, six runs in four games, .412/.389/.824
April 9-15, 2012: 12-for-22, four home runs, eight RBI, seven runs scored in six games, .545/.615/1.182
The only other player to open a season with two straight player of the week honors was Tony Armas for the 1981 Oakland Athletics.
(via mynameiself)
Kemp tackling Ethier after the Dodgers’ walk off win, improving their record to 7-1.
ADD IT TO THE LIST
oop can’t forget the one time he was on the bottom of the pile
and my personal favorites; The One Where Dionner Navarro Can Run and Hide But He Can’t Escape Matt Kemp’s Love and The One Where Matt I Think That Is Actually Assault
(via youngfabulousandbroke)
in which Matt Kemp is trying to figure out the best way to come at the thing for a big ol’ hug and Clayton’s all “CHAD LOOK I’M A DINOSAUR CHAD. CHAD! CHAD. CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD.” because Chad won’t look cause he’s crying with pride at his little bby all grow’d up and getting awards and Andre’s like Shit you two get it together
tags: if you hate this team you are dumb you can say you do not care but you do because they are adorabe we have darth vader throwing out our first pitch does your team NO clayton edward i'm just a dinosaur! kershaw matt kemp really likes hugs and andre either is no fun at all womp womp womp
CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THIS BABYTOWN FROLIC SHIT STARRING MATT KEMP CO-STARRING THE PADRES’ LITERAL INABILITY TO CATCH A SIMPLE FLY BALL, OR THROW A BALL, OR PICK UP A BALL, OR BASICALLY DO ANYTHING WITH A BALL EXCEPT SUCK AT TOUCHING IT
Matt Kemp likes hugs so much he invented something to hug his head all the time
its name is Sir Hugmore and it is terrifying
