tags: i am going to stick a bunch of match-heads into your holes ANY AND ALL HOLES OKAY and then i am going to throw you Hulk Style at walls until you explode like a tennis ball bomb and then i am going to run away and cry like i am crying now because YOUR FACE AND YOUR STUPID NOSE AND WHY ARE YOU THE ROUGE-ISH DETECTIVE IN AN ACTION MOVIE THAT I WOULD WATCH AN 80S ACTION MOVIE WHERE THE FREEWAY RUNS OUT AND YOU HAVE A CATCH PHRASE WHY ARE YOU ALL THE FUCKING PROBLEMS WHY IS YOUR PENIS THE LENGTH OF MY ARM WHY ARE YOU JUST WHY GOD I WANT TO BURN ALL YOUR HAIR OFF /end fassboner pope of my vagina
oh what the shitty fucking shitting fuckshit is this fucking shit you bitchshitting assbastard
Michael Fassbender for Obsession ( march 2012 )
OH FUCKIN— PUT YOUR PANTS ON BRO WE’VE ALL SEEN IT OKAY
YOU’VE GOT A BIG COCK AND GEORGE CLOONEY’S JEALOUS WE GET IT
WE ALL FUCKING GET IT
(Source: fffaquarl, via myfeethaveknown)
FUCK YOUR FACE YOU FUCKING FUCK YOUR FUCKING FACE AND WHY ARE YOU ACTING THIS IS A FUCKING X-MEN MOVIE FUCKING STOP IT I’LL SKULLFUCK YOUR LIFE STOP
Michael Fassbender by Mel Bles for Dazed and Confused, March 2009 Issue [MQ] [Copy *here*]
(via metatarsus)
NO
YOU CAN GO EAT A BIG BOWL OF FUCK SIR
A BIG BOWL
OF
FUCK
(Source: sleeper9, via imnotaserialkiller)
Different Faces of Michael Fassbender.
(Source: fassyy, via fuckyeahsexyhotmen)
the second one was my face when i saw his penis
